In part of a new series in which we keep you informed about the wellbeing of celebrity body parts, we can confirm that Kelly Osbourne's head got 'cracked open' whilst Avril Lavigne's face was 'fucked up'. Yikes.

First we should point out that these two incidents are entirely unrelated. Kelly Osbourne did not crack her head open on Avril Lavigne's face. In fact, the latter was in Miami when the incident happened, tweeting:

"Long story short I cracked my head open then kept passing out. I have the all clear my mum came 2 get me."

Meanwhile, Avril Lavigne and her boyfriend Brody Jenner, the step-brother of Kim Kardashian no less, were involved in an incident at the Roosevelt Hotel in Hollywood, leaving her tweeting:

“I don’t fight. I don’t believe in it. To clear things up I got attacked by 5 people last night out of nowhere. Not cool. My face is f—ed.

"As in black eye, bloody nose, hair ripped out, scratches, bruises and cuts. So not ok to be abusive to others. Violence is NEVER the answer.”

As far as we're aware, at time of writing, all other celebrity body parts are uninjured. We'll keep you updated though.