Essentially, if you took Princess Diana, fed her a few hundred prawn rings, got her addicted to drugs, gave her a boobjob, knocked her about a bit with bat, ran over her face with a wheelbarrow, blunted her accent, made her spend a few years working down the dog track, tattoed her heavily and then comprehensively removed any trace of class you'd have an identical twin for Kerry Katona to play with. They're just like two peas in a pod. If one end of the pod was slightly rotten.

Strangely enough though, Kerry Katona doesn't seem to agree with this particular analysis. Kerry considers herself to be much more of an Any Winehouse kind of figure. A highly creative yet tortured woman, a prisoner of her own addictions. (Via Now)

"I could not stop thinking how lucky I was to find the strength that I found to get myself out of the shit that I was in.

"Amy was so young, but I can so relate to what she was doing. It can be so easy to get some drugs in, have a few drinks and lose sight of reality.

"I feel so sad about Amy and my heart goes out to all her friends, her family, her fans and everyone who knew and loved her.

"But if you mess with drugs, you've got to deal with the consequences before it's too late."

Yes, yes yes. All very true Kerry. Thank the lord you beat your demons, otherwise we'd never have been able to hear this wonderful, sage piece of advice. Perhaps you could release another album and call it Back To Black Pudding? Wouldn't that be wonderful?