Theoretically, the multitude of reality shows following her every move would have provided enough evidence for most people to come to a decision about Kerry Katona's incompatibility with the human race, but it seems like some people need cold, hard fact. Hard like Kerry's life, and cold like ex-boyfriend Dan Foden's love for her. 

So, over to you Dan...

"It's obvious she wants us to get back together but there's no chance of that happening.

"Being with her was a nightmare. One day I was a single lad with no ties and the next I'm Kerry's new man.

"Things just went mental. Kerry had warned me it would all kick off, but nothing could have prepared me for that.

"I was a nervous wreck."

"I just thought, 'What the hell am I doing? This isn't going to work.

"Now Kerry keeps calling and texting me and it's not going down very well with my new girlfriend."

(Via The Mirror)

Bloody press, ruining abother of Kerry's magical relationships. If only there was something she could do to stop it happening. Some way to avoid the spotlight. Some way of earning cash without exposing herself and jeapardising other people. A job perhaps.