In a Parade and Yahoo! poll that will shock literally nobody, Kim Kardashian has been named the most annoying celebrity in the whole wide world. On a side note, we were also a bit shocked to learn that Yahoo! is still, like, around.

As well as finding out just how annoying Kim Kardashian is, the Parade Pop Culture Poll asked internet users questions about the stuff that really matters, such as the economic crisis, the Somalian famine and climate change.

We are, of course, being deliberately obtuse: the poll asked people to pick likely Hollywood suitors for Pippa Middleton, the ‘coolest couple’ in Hollywood and the most shocking celebrity break up. It also picked Emma Watson as ‘most likely to succeed from Harry Potter’, and with Emma’s constant fashion appearances and endless, drivelling interviews, it’s looking like they’re probably going to be proved right on that score too. Sigh.

This poll has us asking a few questions. Mainly, upon seeing that Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner (two of the world’s most boring people ever) almost won the accolade of ‘coolest couple’, we must ask what sort of idiots filled this poll out.

We also got to wondering about what exactly Kim Kardashian does that makes her so annoying. We asked all (three) of our friends, and the consensus is: everything. Everything she has ever done and will ever do is annoying.