Lee Ryan's been at it again, everybody. The misunderstood little lad has been handed an £80 fine after a brawl broke out at his own birthday party in June. Now, we can't be certain whether Lee threw any punches, but what with him being a clueless idiot, we like to think that he instigated the fight himself before running away and watching the events unfold from the side.

Eight zero pounds. That's a lot of money for a washed up member of a boy band. He'd have to sell at least sixty copies of Blue's first album to make up serious cash like that. Does anyone want to join us and start up a fund to help Lee pay off his fine? We could go bag-packing, run a coffee morning, go busking with Simon Webbe? Everyone seems to like him, at least.

We mean, it's obvious that Lee is having a tought time financially. Anyone who wanted to come to this birthday party, his 28th at Oxford's Roppongi nightclub, was charged £10 to get in and celebrate with him. And then as soon as this brawl broke out, he was arrested and spent the rest of the night in the cells, meaning there was no way for him to go back and get his birthday money from all the cards he'd received.

And not the first time he's been in trouble with the police, either. Back in 2008 he was charged with assault and fined £500 for punching a taxi driver in the head. The cheek of them, eh Lee? While you've got the chance, is there anything you'd like to say to those pesky policemen?

We'll get to it.