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Fucks? Here, have none
Tue, 06/09/2011 - 10:16 by John Hill

The best kind of self-confidence is the type that's based entirely on completely imaginary concepts, that way it can never be shaken by silly little things like reality. 

Take Liam Gallagher for example. He's based his personality on what the lovechild of Ringo Starr, John Lennon and Paul Weller would have been like, had science ever dared to fly that high. Luckily they didn't and so Liam will never have to endure the shame of having to see his inspiration being taken away by the police after being caught peddling Korean children to wealthy Russian oligarchs. 

Anyway, on a cheerier note Liam's been speaking about his career again, describing to Red Bulletin magazine how he's always been destined to play music in a band, because that's just how he is. He then goes on to give a relatively skewed description of himself, oh and he doesn't give a fuck what you think.

"I think I wasn’t in a band for about one beer. That’s how long it took. There was never any doubt in our minds that we weren’t going to knock it on the head. We’ve got to be in there. People need us. We need it. I mean, what else was I going to do? Work in McDonald’s?”

"Beady Eye’s probably not gonna change the way people see me. Nothing I do probably will. They’ll still see me as that 20-year-old who made the most of life by going a bit mental. I don’t give a fuck what they think of me to be honest."

Well, he doesn't give a fuck unless someone accuses him of pulling out of a gig due to a hangover, in which case he sues them, but for any other situation, even if he had a whole bag of fucks, he wouldn't give you one.

  • As somebody or other said, maybe it was Mark E Smith, it's a typical Manchester Irish thing. The youngest gets all the attention and love off their mum, and the elder brother has to compete for attention. He gets jealous and pissed-off and they feud. "Very Manchester, that", as Mark E Smith probably said.

    Sam Evans Fri, 16/09/2011 - 11:56
  • The recent lawsuit and now this mugging for the camera are acts of a desperate, desperate fuckwit of a jealous exceedingly less talented little brother trying to remain relevant.

    media_lush Tue, 06/09/2011 - 14:08
  • The recent lawsuit and now this mugging for the camera are acts of a desperate, desperate fuckwit of a jealous exceedingly less talented little brother trying to remain relevant.

    media_lush Tue, 06/09/2011 - 14:08
  • As somebody or other said, maybe it was Mark E Smith, it's a typical Manchester Irish thing. The youngest gets all the attention and love off their mum, and the elder brother has to compete for attention. He gets jealous and pissed-off and they feud. "Very Manchester, that", as Mark E Smith probably said.

    Sam Evans Fri, 16/09/2011 - 11:56

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