You can guarantee if Liam Neeson's made a decision, that it's almost certainly the right one. Not just for him, you understand, but for the entire human race. Perhaps the next time you rescue your daughter from Albanian sex traffickers using only your acute sense of hearing and a fist hardened by love you'll get to make the big choices. Until then, we're following Captain Pissypants in whatever he does.

Which, during a recent conversation with The Sun, apparently now includes becoming a Muslim. That's right, the very same religion as the people who took his daughter. He's decided to face his demons.

"The Call to Prayer happens five times a day and for the first week it drives you crazy, and then it just gets into your spirit and it's the most beautiful, beautiful thing.

"There are 4,000 mosques in the city. Some are just stunning and it really makes me think about becoming a Muslim."

Currently a Catholic, it's no surprise Liam has decided to look elsewhere for spiritual guidance (not that he needs any). After all, it was pretty clear to everyone that he was forsaken by God the minute those Albanian sex fiends took his daughter.

"I was reared a Catholic but I think every day we ask ourselves, not consciously, what are we doing on this planet? What's it all about?

"I'm constantly reading books on God or the absence of God and atheism."

The absence of god? He's not gone, Liam. He's still here and not only that, but we're looking straight at him. He tortured a man with a makeshift electric chair and then shot a sheikh in the head to save his daughter. He's the real god here.

*We are in no way calling all Muslims demons. Not even a bit.