Lindsay Lohan surfing: we offer meagre prizes for an unrelated caption

4 "Splash me, splash me! More, more! Oh, I hope this never ends!""A job?"advert Everyone's going to look undignified when sitting like this, it's not just her

So board.

Sea what you can do

Wed, 17/08/2011 - 14:37 by John Hill

"Lindsay Lohan hits the water for surfing photoshoot" Pretty much perfectly describes the set of pictures we have here, except it's more of a nudge than a hit. One thing it neglects to mention is that she's wearing two different wetsuits, one of which which makes her look a lot older. Honestly, if it wasn't Lindsay Lohan these would have gone straight in the bin.

But it is, so you might as well take a look at the rehab-friendly ex-actress and discuss what a useless pharmaceutical junkbox she has become, and how she doesn't even deserve to…

FINISH THAT SENTENCE!

£14.76, a round trip to Shadwell bus station (from Canary Wharf) and a half-used stack of Post-it notes I've been using as a diary will go to the best entry in the competition.

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Comments

worse things have happened at sea...or have they?
Bella Younger Thu, 01/09/2011 - 17:41
Pic 3 - boy oh boy those ankle alerts are unflattering.
slug Wed, 17/08/2011 - 17:04
@sinaplenty
I'm not sure whether 'and how she doesn't even deserve to The new face of the pro seal clubbing lobby' is 100 percent correct, but we'll certainly bear it in mind.
John Hill Wed, 17/08/2011 - 15:51
The new face of the pro seal clubbing lobby.
sinaplenty Wed, 17/08/2011 - 15:30

The new face of the pro seal clubbing lobby.
sinaplenty Wed, 17/08/2011 - 15:30
@sinaplenty
I'm not sure whether 'and how she doesn't even deserve to The new face of the pro seal clubbing lobby' is 100 percent correct, but we'll certainly bear it in mind.
John Hill Wed, 17/08/2011 - 15:51
Pic 3 - boy oh boy those ankle alerts are unflattering.
slug Wed, 17/08/2011 - 17:04
worse things have happened at sea...or have they?
Bella Younger Thu, 01/09/2011 - 17:41