Made In Chelsea isn't for everyone. Some people find the cast to be hilariously flighty, and their utter inability to connect to a world that 99 percent of people live in is just a hoot to watch. Some people love seeing how the other half live, their luxurious surroundings and extravagant parties, the fois gras statues and canapes made of Socialists dreams (and swan, mostly swan). On the other hand, some people think it's just a bunch of shitty shitty shit shit and every single person on the show should have their assets frozen before being forced to work in their local Netto on the infamous unlabelled tinned food aisle*.

Either way, the one thing they have going for them is that they make Emma Watson look good. All of them. Her naivete and dangerously high levels of pretension would normally make her the most irritating person in any relationship, and yet it turns out she used to have a little thing going with Francis Boulle, one of the MIC regulars and the heir of a diamond mining operation: (Via Heat)

"We had a bit of a thing a while back, but I have always been an ambitious person and I want to achieve my own notoriety for what I've done.

"That's why I chose not to pursue it any longer, because I didn't want to be the boyfriend of some child actress."

"I actually really like Emma. She's a really cool person. She's a very different person to who she is in the media. That's what I liked about her - she's very interesting."

"No [I don't see her], but we do share a lot of mutual friends and our paths cross from time to time."

Absolutely, Francis. Nothing like using your family's significant fortune to make your own way in life. Poor little mite. And what do you mean child actress? She's in her own films now, Francis. How do you think she got those roles? From being in Harry Potter? From being a terrible actress? By cynically being able to attract the only people who actually spend money on the cinema? 

No, because she's a star in her own right, and someone we'll be watching for years to come. Even if it is on Celebrity Come Dine With Me.

*We were going to put 'isle'. Much funnier, but wrong.