Despite the Staple Center's very own Virgin Mary, Mariah Yeater, previously claiming that Justin Bieber had "fucked the shit out of her" on a shelf, it seems he might not be the father of her baby after all. We know, we know, sad news - it pretty much destroys this year's great nativity scene. Still, if Bieber can't take the role of God, we guess Kanye West will happily pick it up again...

If anything was going to get dropped this month, it was more likely to be Mariah Yeater's paternity lawsuit than Justin Bieber's balls; according to TMZ, the twenty-year-old's lawyers withdrew the claim and quit representing their client entirely. Possibly because she's more crackers than a Jacob's factory.

Last month, Yeater claimed in a signed affidavit that she had unprotected sex with Bieber last October in a backstage area at one of the singer's concerts at Los Angeles' Staples Center and that her now four-month-old baby is his.

Bieber's camp have totally called bullshit on it, with his rep previously saying:

"I can confirm that the team has proactively made arrangements for Justin to be tested upon his return and we're going to hold everyone who is involved responsible. It's sad that someone would fabricate malicious, defamatory, and demonstrably false claims.

"We'll vigorously pursue all available legal remedies to protect Justin and to hold those involved with bringing this suit accountable for their actions." 

A lesson for the Beliebers is that if you "fuck the shit out of" someone, you're more likely to get a bacterial infection than baby. Unless it's all in your imagination, of course.