Michael Jackson gave Aaron Carter drugs and drink, made him feel weird

And wine not eh?

Bad

Thu, 30/06/2011 - 11:34 by John Hill

It's difficult to decide whether continuing to write stories about Michael Jackson and his slightly unusual relationship with other people's children is morally right, what with him being all dead and mouldy nowadays. Not that we wouldn't write them if it wasn't, but it's much more fun throwing rocks down from the moral highground than trying to piss up from the depraved depths. It usually goes all over your shoes, and sometimes drops go in your mouth and stuff. Metaphorical drops, that is.

Unlike the real drops, of booze, that went into Aaron Carter's mouth when he was 15! Yeeeaah! What a segue! (Via OK! Magazine):

‘I never talked about it… This is the first time. I do… I miss Michael… I have spent such incredible times with him. I did things with him that nobody else did… But I was also troubled about what he did to me,’

‘Yes, he gave me wine. I mean, I could have refused, but I was 15. He gave me cocaine. I felt weird about that and other stuff… We spoke afterwards, hours and hours, on the phone. I admired Michael, but his behaviour bothered me a lot. Then my mother called the police…’

Drugs and drink, to minors? Michael, it's starting to look like you weren't the skeletal latex dreamboat we thought you were. However, our main issue with this story is that it's kind of difficult to tell exactly what Earring Cartier is talking about. Is he saying he was troubled about the wine and coke parties, or is he referring to something else, like the naked running-around-and-jumping-on-beds parties? Also, what about the things that no-one else did? Are we talking about getting to the final level of Battletoads on the NES, or are we talking about

Prostate exams is of course what we meant. Well, we're fucked if we can say. From a legal standpoint anyway.

Celebrity Drugs, Celebrity Drunk, Michael Jackson pictures, Aaron Carter Pictures, Aaron Carter, Michael Jackson

Comments

Gina J Jackson
http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,784076,00.html
Gina J Jackson Thu, 30/06/2011 - 16:39
"I'm a mutherfukkin rampaging fingerbang terminator machine from the future, SHAMOOOOWN"

"Mutherfukkers"
bojangles Thu, 30/06/2011 - 14:42
@bojangles

I hear there's a limited edition 'Learn with Michael Jackson' version in the offing.
slug Thu, 30/06/2011 - 14:25
@Mikage Souji
i'd be traumatised too if i'd been fingerbanged by a child-voiced, multi-millionaire medical curiosity. Lets all say that together:

Fingerbang
bojangles Thu, 30/06/2011 - 13:38
@Mikage Souji Damon Hill? Jimmy? or just someone called John?
Mr. HM Thu, 30/06/2011 - 13:28
@Mikage Souji

You're a very silly man/woman.
John Hill Thu, 30/06/2011 - 13:07
Evidence, please? You're treating this as if it were fact, when it is just baseless allegation. As Hirani stated, had any such thing happened, Sneddon would not have hesitated to use it in his witch trial campaign against Michael. You've got a lot to learn about journalistic integrity, Herr Hill. I'd say worse to you, if you didn't happen to share the same name as someone I esteem.

With that said, explain to me why Carter constantly defended Michael, even when he had the chance to destroy him if these allegations were true? What was in it for him? Now that he is coincidentally indebted to the IRS, has an "album" on the works, has completely washed up, career-wise...he decides to come forth with this? Of course, let us not overlook the fact that the person he is accusing is dead, and therefore unable to defend himself against such nonsense.

Moreover, if Carter was so hurt by everything which he said happened, what's he doing accepting money to tell his piece on a British tabloid rag? Whatever happened to reporting illegal activity to the police? Oh, but they don't pay for interviews. Es tut mir Leid!

The point I am attempting to make is that this article has left me with nothing other than the impression that both Carter and yourself are pathetic wretches. Good day, mein Herr.
Mikage Souji Thu, 30/06/2011 - 12:53
@Dimple D Hirani
Investigative commenting? Good work. We'll get to the bottom of this yet.

By the way, the idea that HMers also read Accounting Today is a testament to our work.
John Hill Thu, 30/06/2011 - 12:29
It's interesting that he tell this story now when he owes the IRS $1 MILLION.

http://www.accountingtoday.com/news/Singer-Aaron-Carter-Owes-IRS-52503-1.html

What's even more interesting is that if in fact the police were called why wasn't this police report brought forward during the trial by the prosecution? And why was Aaron Carter on the Defence's witness list?

Hmmmm... I wonder why?
Dimple D Hirani Thu, 30/06/2011 - 12:26

It's interesting that he tell this story now when he owes the IRS $1 MILLION.

http://www.accountingtoday.com/news/Singer-Aaron-Carter-Owes-IRS-52503-1.html

What's even more interesting is that if in fact the police were called why wasn't this police report brought forward during the trial by the prosecution? And why was Aaron Carter on the Defence's witness list?

Hmmmm... I wonder why?
Dimple D Hirani Thu, 30/06/2011 - 12:26
@Dimple D Hirani
Investigative commenting? Good work. We'll get to the bottom of this yet.

By the way, the idea that HMers also read Accounting Today is a testament to our work.
John Hill Thu, 30/06/2011 - 12:29
Evidence, please? You're treating this as if it were fact, when it is just baseless allegation. As Hirani stated, had any such thing happened, Sneddon would not have hesitated to use it in his witch trial campaign against Michael. You've got a lot to learn about journalistic integrity, Herr Hill. I'd say worse to you, if you didn't happen to share the same name as someone I esteem.

With that said, explain to me why Carter constantly defended Michael, even when he had the chance to destroy him if these allegations were true? What was in it for him? Now that he is coincidentally indebted to the IRS, has an "album" on the works, has completely washed up, career-wise...he decides to come forth with this? Of course, let us not overlook the fact that the person he is accusing is dead, and therefore unable to defend himself against such nonsense.

Moreover, if Carter was so hurt by everything which he said happened, what's he doing accepting money to tell his piece on a British tabloid rag? Whatever happened to reporting illegal activity to the police? Oh, but they don't pay for interviews. Es tut mir Leid!

The point I am attempting to make is that this article has left me with nothing other than the impression that both Carter and yourself are pathetic wretches. Good day, mein Herr.
Mikage Souji Thu, 30/06/2011 - 12:53
@Mikage Souji

You're a very silly man/woman.
John Hill Thu, 30/06/2011 - 13:07
@Mikage Souji Damon Hill? Jimmy? or just someone called John?
Mr. HM Thu, 30/06/2011 - 13:28
@Mikage Souji
i'd be traumatised too if i'd been fingerbanged by a child-voiced, multi-millionaire medical curiosity. Lets all say that together:

Fingerbang
bojangles Thu, 30/06/2011 - 13:38
@bojangles

I hear there's a limited edition 'Learn with Michael Jackson' version in the offing.
slug Thu, 30/06/2011 - 14:25
"I'm a mutherfukkin rampaging fingerbang terminator machine from the future, SHAMOOOOWN"

"Mutherfukkers"
bojangles Thu, 30/06/2011 - 14:42
Gina J Jackson
http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,784076,00.html
Gina J Jackson Thu, 30/06/2011 - 16:39