A whole new Lo
Tue, 25/10/2011 - 17:33 by Gemma Exley

Making all other Lohan news from the last week seem like a good old harmless Newsbeat round-up, dad Michael has just been arrested on domestic violence charges, with his live-in girlfriend Kate Major claiming the 51-year-old became angry when she refused to perform oral sex upon him - amongst other things...

In the last week or so we've had the following Lohan news reports:

  • Dina Lohan plans to sell-out her daughter with an exposĂ© book
  • Lindsay Lohan gets sacked from community service for not turning up
  • Lindsay Lohan working in a morgue 
  • Michael Lohan publicly claiming his daughter is on crack and/or meth
  • Lindsay Lohan cashing in her body to Playboy

Now there's another addition for this year's Lohan Christmas newsletter:

  • Michael Lohan arrested on domestic violences charges after his girlfriend allegedly refused to blow him

According to reports, Lohan was arrested in Tampa earlier today after it was claimed he was involved in a physical altercation with on-and-off girlfriend Kate Major, 23 years his junior.

According to the Associated Press, it's alleged that Lohan grabbed Major's arms and pushed her down several times during a daylong argument that is said to have stemmed from a scheduled court date on a previous domestic violence case. Yep, a brief recap of that previous domestic violence case: in March, Lohan was arrested after Major accused him of abuse. Lohan pleaded not guilty to the misdemeanor charge. And prior to that, Major accused Lohan of domestic violence. At that point, he pleaded not guilty to the misdemeanor charge, saying:

"She has done this many times before. She has no money and no job, so this is how she makes money -- creating stories and selling them to tabloids."

Back to the present, they obviously got back together, despite her being an alleged liar and him being an alleged woman beater, and were preparing for the aforementioned court appearance when a fight is said to have broken out, which led to the cops being called. 

It's claimed Lohan opened the door after officers knocked and was visibly out of breath and sweating, with the police report documenting:

"He immediately got defensive saying 'everything is OK and nothing happened here. The victim started yelling in the background for us to help her because he was lying."

Meanwhile, Police spokeswoman Andrea Davis said Major had "some redness on her arms, some minor bruising and it was determined that [Lohan] grabbed her arm and threw her to the ground a couple of times."

The report also says jewellery and clothing was strewn around and a bathroom door had a dent at about the height of Lohan's head. The report states that Major claims this is because Lohan had hit his own head, intending to blame her for injuring him if police came.

In addition to arguing about the court date, the reports says that Major claims Lohan was angry because she would not perform oral sex on him. 

It is also added the while being placed in custody, Lohan complained of chest pains and was taken to a nearby hospital. After he was treated, he allegedly tried to check himself out, although police were notified and took him into custody, where he is at time of writing and probably will be for a while longer since he's being held without bail. Aaargh.

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