A little while ago someone on the internet said Mollie King, a member of rapidly shrinking pop group The Saturdays, looked like a chimp. We don't know who, and we don't know where, but we suspect both YouTube and xXxcuntPuncherr694xXx were both deeply involved. What a naughty couple they are.

Poor Mollie. Why does life keep on kicking you while you're already in The Saturdays? It's not like she's ever done anything wrong. Or right, for that matter. But does she deserve all this criticism and abuse?

FUCK YEAH SHE DOES! WOOOOOOO! THE SATURDAYS ARE SHIT AND EAT SHIT AND SMELL LIKE SHIT! WOOOOOOO! CUNTPUNCHERR694 RULES!! (Via The Metro)

"When we released our first single, we got horrible comments on YouTube slating us. I phoned our management in tears saying, 'Everyone hates us'.

"As time goes by, you learn not to take those comments on board. We receive a bit of abuse every day either on Twitter or YouTube but I'm doing what I love for a living and let it all go over my head."

"I have very active grandparents who have just discovered the internet and tell me all the things they've read about me."

"You want to see what the fans think of your new singles and videos but you always get one or two bad comments.

"Sometimes it sticks in your mind if someone says you look like a chimpanzee. I don't understand who has time to send stuff like that."

CUNTPUNCHERR694 FOR LIFE.