Rumour has it that Naomi Campbell, Nokia's last choice as a spokesperson, is pregnant - although these rumours are almost completely unfounded, being based purely on the fact that the couple recently enjoyed a 'celebratory fireworks' display... Gun powder and pyrotechnics nearly always mean babies, don't they?

It's also claimed that the pair have a 'little secret', which could be anything - they could have bought a farm of guinea pigs, they could have spent a day without throwing SIM-free handsets at one another, or they could have even found the perfect bathroom set from Ikea. 

However, if she is pregnant, can you imagine what the Campbell would be like... She'll either turn into a born again earth mother, clanging tiny cymbals between finger and thumb and walking barefoot, or become the Worst Human ever on Earth. 

Just to be on the safe side, maybe we should all start stocking up on canned goods in case Naomi Campbell takes a leaf out of Godzilla's book and terrorises London Fashion Week in September.