Yeah, yeah, we've already had a Quote of The Day today, so probably shouldn't do another. However, after the incalculable damage caused yesterday by repeated cyberterrorist attacks (we know it was you or one of your stooges, Scarlett) we feel it's only fair to put two up today. We will not be swayed by acts of electronic violence. Especially if it's because of our attempts to charitably share celeb tit and bot pictures with the world. We're actually quite like Wikileaks in that respect.

Al Qaeda aside, here's Nicolas Cage talking about a scare he once had in his house. What a treasure he is:

"I was living in Orange County in Los Angeles at the time. I was asleep with my wife; my 2-year-old at the time was in another room. I opened my eyes and there was a naked man in my leather jacket eating a Fudgesicle in front of my bed."

"It sounds funny but it was horrifying. He ran into my bathroom, and I said, 'What are you doing in my house? Get out of my house!'"

Classic Nicolas Cage. Always has a fridge full of Fudgesicles.

Anyway, here's an amazing Nic Cage montage. A montCage, if you will.