Orange Fairy Fail
Thu, 07/07/2011 - 15:14 by Harry Bow

Natalia Vodianova and Valentino hosted their annual charity bash for the Naked Heart Foundation in Paris last night. The theme was 'White Fairy Tale Love Ball', so naturally the fashion designer took his inspiration from a terracotta brick. A subtle reference to the wall built around Cinderella, in case you didn't know.

Other guests took the theme more literally, idiots, apart from Jasmine Guinness, who just came as herself. 

Anyway, want to go from Anne Hathaway to Valentino in one simple step? Here's how...

 

  • I'm sorry but if I were as rich as Croesus I wouldn't buy any of those seriously ugly dresses. Who actually buys this shite? Do the people who attend these events get up in the morning and say to themselves "mmmm now then, I'll have a clover leaf for breakfast, a stalk of cress for lunch, 300 fags and a line or two, then I'll slip into a truly horrible dress by ol' Tango man. What a good idea". Rich folk. Tsk.

    crolkuk Fri, 08/07/2011 - 16:54
  • @tescopop Heard rumours this is something of a Calvin Klein story-a-like.

    GretaBritain Fri, 08/07/2011 - 13:26
  • @GretaBritain I always thought he was, like, the only major designer who wasn't gay?

    tescopop Fri, 08/07/2011 - 08:44
  • God, her face is enormous. It wouldn't look out of place on Mt. Rushmore.

    retrovertigo Fri, 08/07/2011 - 04:58
  • @slug Can you say "Beard"? There's a good boy!

    GretaBritain Thu, 07/07/2011 - 17:28
  • Forgive my uneducated predjudices, but I thought everyone remotely connected with the fashion industry was obliged to be a raving homosexual, so.... Tommy Hilfiger? A wife? Weird. And slippers with skull and crossbones embroidered on them? Double weird.

    slug Thu, 07/07/2011 - 16:20
  • Forgive my uneducated predjudices, but I thought everyone remotely connected with the fashion industry was obliged to be a raving homosexual, so.... Tommy Hilfiger? A wife? Weird. And slippers with skull and crossbones embroidered on them? Double weird.

    slug Thu, 07/07/2011 - 16:20
  • @slug Can you say "Beard"? There's a good boy!

    GretaBritain Thu, 07/07/2011 - 17:28
  • God, her face is enormous. It wouldn't look out of place on Mt. Rushmore.

    retrovertigo Fri, 08/07/2011 - 04:58
  • @GretaBritain I always thought he was, like, the only major designer who wasn't gay?

    tescopop Fri, 08/07/2011 - 08:44
  • @tescopop Heard rumours this is something of a Calvin Klein story-a-like.

    GretaBritain Fri, 08/07/2011 - 13:26
  • I'm sorry but if I were as rich as Croesus I wouldn't buy any of those seriously ugly dresses. Who actually buys this shite? Do the people who attend these events get up in the morning and say to themselves "mmmm now then, I'll have a clover leaf for breakfast, a stalk of cress for lunch, 300 fags and a line or two, then I'll slip into a truly horrible dress by ol' Tango man. What a good idea". Rich folk. Tsk.

    crolkuk Fri, 08/07/2011 - 16:54

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