Idiot.
Wed, 17/08/2011 - 17:08 by John Hill

You may remember Dappy's little rant yesterday about X Factor. Charming, wasn't it? Well, don't worry, it wasn't just a one off, he really is exactly as mind blowingly stupid as he seems. IT LOOKS LIKE YOU'VE DRAWN IT ON WITH A PENCIL.

So anyway, here's Camden's answer to Albert Einstein explaining what he's hoping to do with his arm in the near future. Which unfortunately doesn't involve using it to clamp his hand over his mouth. (Via The Mirror)

"I'm gonna get a giant tattoo of Amy's name on my arm - out of respect to what a great artist she was.

"She's from Camden, I'm from Camden. I always walked past her house and was star-struck. I used to look up and see if I could see her but I never got to meet her in person which I'm gutted about."

What a great little fella he is. Such a big mouth. So little driving it.

 

  • I blame him and his affected patois for the riots. All of them. Ever.

    And to add insult to injury, he is cribbing Little Richard's look from 1957.

    And Prince in all his crypto-gayness since FOREVER!

    GretaBritain Wed, 17/08/2011 - 22:21
  • Wait... yes, I think I hear the sound of miss Winehouse clawing her way out of the ground to Zombie slap this (freakishly ugly) cretin.

    tamago Wed, 17/08/2011 - 17:39
  • Wait... yes, I think I hear the sound of miss Winehouse clawing her way out of the ground to Zombie slap this (freakishly ugly) cretin.

    tamago Wed, 17/08/2011 - 17:39
  • I blame him and his affected patois for the riots. All of them. Ever.

    And to add insult to injury, he is cribbing Little Richard's look from 1957.

    And Prince in all his crypto-gayness since FOREVER!

    GretaBritain Wed, 17/08/2011 - 22:21

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