It seems like just yesterday that Jamie Bell was doing his pointe in Billy Elliot and now here he is keeping his publicists on their toes by talking cocks and fannies to GQ...

Jamie Bell was recently interview by British GQ. Here's what happened:

GQ: What's the best way to impress a woman?
Jamie Bell: Buy her flowers? Take her home on the weekend to meet your mother? No. Let's cut to the primal - be good in the sack. [Slaps thighs] Have an understanding of what's going on down there and have fun, awesome sex.

GQ: What's the best piece of advice you've ever received?
JB: What's the best penis I've ever seen?

GQ: No! Actually, what is the best penis you've ever seen?
JB: [Collapses into laughter] That is a good question. The best piece of advice I ever received was "Don't f--k your publicist." Russell Crowe told me that. It's probably a smart move. [Both of his publicists are now in the room, attempting to bring the interview to a close] No! It's GQ!

GQ: What skill should every man have?
JB: Skill? You know what I'm going to say. A man should have a good understanding of a vagina. He should be good at oral sex. On a woman.

GQ: You do realise you've got another publicist standing right behind you?
JB: I don't care. A skill a man should have? Making fires and pleasing a woman. In the vaginal area.

No wonder Evan Rachel Wood looks so happy at the moment...