Quote of the Day: Kerry Katona on being just like Jennifer Aniston

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Thu, 04/08/2011 - 11:17 by Gemma Exley

Here's a list of people who Kerry Katona's Now magazine ghost columnist hasn't compared the former Atomic Kitten star's life to... Pauline Quirke, Miley Cyrus, Pam St Clement, Tina Fey, Lucy Liu, Julie Goodyear and Vanessa Paradis. Yep, that's the entire list there.

Having already dished out pearls of wisdom to Kelly Brook, Catherine Zeta Jones and Amy Winehouse's ghost, Katona has now turned to Jennifer Aniston in her latest Now magazine column, saying:

"Jennifer Aniston is really unlucky in love, which I can really relate to, so I think it's a good idea [to have a break] because she hasn't got any children and maybe there is a massive void in her life.

"Jennifer has been so successful in her career so maybe she should just concentrate on her and her hunky new fella Justin Theroux.

"I see these high-powered businesswomen who just work 24-7 and it's really sad."

That must be the only reason why Katona's not working at the moment - not because she's 100 per cent unemployable (then again, if you can call being in the Celebrity Big Brother house 24/7 'work', we'll probably have to call her a hypocrite).

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Comments

And the media wheel goes round and round. Are people like Kerry prey or predator? We all know she's not talented, but also not very well, and yet the media and her PR team are still happy to rip her a new one. Regardless of whether she has any talent or not, is it really moral to continue to parade her around eating her own shit sandwich like this? *sorry, wrong site. forgot I was at HM*
spandex Fri, 05/08/2011 - 07:14
Jennifer who?

"Allreet, is tha' Cash4Gold?"
bojangles Thu, 04/08/2011 - 16:40
i cannot recall the lass katona making any films.iceland ads
not quite the same as being on friends.

if she was not a "celebrity".her kids would be in care.

mother of the year?
jordan or katona?
only one way to decide....star trek deathmatch.

not on sky though.
Jim Macrae Thu, 04/08/2011 - 14:58
I think we should have a weekly prediction as to who Kerry will compare herself to next.
I'll start the bidding:
1. Princess Di
2. Heather Mills
3. Desmond Tutu
4. The bloke who played Jaws in the James Bond films
j-ster Thu, 04/08/2011 - 14:27
She's had two miscarriages, not work-obsessed you sanctimonious cow. Crawl back under your rock.
dearlord Thu, 04/08/2011 - 14:20
In a previous thread I mentioned her disturbing resemblance to an actress in a cheap, shoddy adult dvd that mysteriously found it's way into my posession. Do you think I should contact her and see if she can get a few hundred words out of that too? It would require her to "really relate" to being banged left right and centre by 4 blokes in a Prague hotel room, but I'm sure our Kezza could manage that..
j-ster Thu, 04/08/2011 - 13:11
Iwould put a paper bag over her head that displayed a picture of Jennifer Aniston and then bang her in the arse. Failing that a picture of Kelly Brook. . Then my cat, then Winehouse if nothing else was available.
donmincher Thu, 04/08/2011 - 12:50
Could she BE anymore of a skank (as Chandler Bing would say)
sarahleone Thu, 04/08/2011 - 11:46

Could she BE anymore of a skank (as Chandler Bing would say)
sarahleone Thu, 04/08/2011 - 11:46
Iwould put a paper bag over her head that displayed a picture of Jennifer Aniston and then bang her in the arse. Failing that a picture of Kelly Brook. . Then my cat, then Winehouse if nothing else was available.
donmincher Thu, 04/08/2011 - 12:50
In a previous thread I mentioned her disturbing resemblance to an actress in a cheap, shoddy adult dvd that mysteriously found it's way into my posession. Do you think I should contact her and see if she can get a few hundred words out of that too? It would require her to "really relate" to being banged left right and centre by 4 blokes in a Prague hotel room, but I'm sure our Kezza could manage that..
j-ster Thu, 04/08/2011 - 13:11
She's had two miscarriages, not work-obsessed you sanctimonious cow. Crawl back under your rock.
dearlord Thu, 04/08/2011 - 14:20
I think we should have a weekly prediction as to who Kerry will compare herself to next.
I'll start the bidding:
1. Princess Di
2. Heather Mills
3. Desmond Tutu
4. The bloke who played Jaws in the James Bond films
j-ster Thu, 04/08/2011 - 14:27
i cannot recall the lass katona making any films.iceland ads
not quite the same as being on friends.

if she was not a "celebrity".her kids would be in care.

mother of the year?
jordan or katona?
only one way to decide....star trek deathmatch.

not on sky though.
Jim Macrae Thu, 04/08/2011 - 14:58
Jennifer who?

"Allreet, is tha' Cash4Gold?"
bojangles Thu, 04/08/2011 - 16:40
And the media wheel goes round and round. Are people like Kerry prey or predator? We all know she's not talented, but also not very well, and yet the media and her PR team are still happy to rip her a new one. Regardless of whether she has any talent or not, is it really moral to continue to parade her around eating her own shit sandwich like this? *sorry, wrong site. forgot I was at HM*
spandex Fri, 05/08/2011 - 07:14