Imagine how crazy it would be if you went to the cashpoint and discovered that someone had deposited £2 million into your account. Pretty crazy, huh? Well, imagine how much CRAZIER it would be if you then remembered that you actually were DUE £2 million. It's hard to comprehend, although the Stone Roses' Mani has done his best to explain...

Talking to The Sun about the upcoming Stone Rose reunion, Mani said:

"It's madness. I only went out to buy milk and things. I went to the cashpoint and someone has stuck nearly £2 million in while I wasn't looking.

"The whole world's gone crazy. I could have fallen over backwards when I saw the balance."

The thing that the record company didn't explain, Mani, is that you have to spend that ENTIRE amount in 30 days. If you're successful, the original figure will be multiplied by ten, but if you fail, you'll get nothing at all. Mani's Millions, we'll call it. We're pitching it now.