Following the news that Prince William has been named the most influential person in the Britain - with French DJ David Guetta and Portuguese footballer Cristiano Ronaldo coming in second and third respectively, we can at least take some solace in the fact that over in America the people who should, in theory, be influential don't approve of the people who are actually are influential and are thus doing their bit to restore world order. Although obviously it will make no difference because it's the shitheads who actually do the influencing.

Talking to IVillage.com abut her daughters' viewing habits, Michelle Obama said:

“Barack really thinks some of the Kardashian [content]… when they watch that stuff… he doesn’t like that as much.”

She did, however, add:

“If we’re talking about it, and I’m more concerned with how they take it in… what did you learn when you watched that. And if they’re learning the right lessons, like, that was crazy, then I’m like, okay.”

In the last episode we saw, one KK did a Playboy shoot,  another KK bought a pet monkey because she thought it was cute and some other KK got done for drink driving. Right lesson?

Fuck the human rights act - can they put a Kardashian ban in the constitution?