Welcome back to Holy Moly, the official website for ex-Oasis singers, bringing you all the Noel and Liam news you could possibly want on (seemingly) a daily basis. In today's peek into the world of the Gallagher brothers we've got Noel talking about Shakespeare and Jude Law: are they both as silly as they seem? Let's find out...

Unfortunately, those of you that Live in London may have already seen this in the Evening Standard a few days ago, however, for any of you that don't and didn't, firstly, congratulations! Secondly, is it true that you're entering your fifth year of winter up there? You poor souls. We heard that boiling water freezes instantly when you go outside, and instead of storing meat in the freezer you just snap bits off live animals. Is that true? Seems pretty reasonable.

Anyway, moving back to the matter at hand, when asked about the last play he went to see Noel had this to say:

"Hamlet with Jude Law. It's four hours long and there wasn't one single minute that I knew what was going on. I was thinking, 'I know they're speaking English but it's just all fucking gibberish.' I can appreciate the acting and the way they learned all those lines but… what the fuck was going on?"

That may have just been Jude Law's acting rather than a problem with Shakespeare. Having said that, Shakespeare is one of the only people we can feel fairly safe abusing without any fear of repercussion from the usual bunch of truly furious commenters.

HA HA SHAKESPEARE'S A CUNT. HIS SONNETS ARE SHIT.