"Hey, what's up cunt?""Hey, what's up cunt?"

Still quite Rude girl
Mon, 03/10/2011 - 16:49 by Peter Meehan

Somehow Rihanna's managed to get herself all mixed up. She's not a bad girl, just misunderstood. Just like Lindsay Lohan, except with less time in prison.

Speaking to Vogue, she's explains why white people need to relax:

‘That’s not me. That’s a part I play. You know, like it’s a piece of art, with all these toys and textures to play with.'

‘See, people – especially white people – they want me to be a role model just because of the life I lead. The things I say in my songs, they expect it of me and [being a role model] became more of my job than I wanted it to be. But no, I just want to make music. That’s it.

'Look, God doesn’t give any more than you can handle. I had to get through a lot of ups and downs – big downs – and a lot of trial and error to get where I am now.’

Oh, and also, cunt's not a bad word. It's basically pal, except in Barbados: 

‘Yeah, it’s funny. That word is so offensive to everyone in the world except for Bajans. You know African-Americans use the n-word to their brothers? Well, that’s the way we use the c-word. When I first came here, I was saying it like it was nothing, like, “Hey, cunt”, until my make-up artist finally had to tell me to stop. I just never know.’

We totally understand, that's why we've removed the stars. Still not putting it in the headline though, thanks Google, maybe you should be more open minded too.

  • @PuddyTwat

    "My old mum's a bajan and if I was to bowl up and say: "Hey cunt have you had your flu jab?" I'd feel the back of her frying pan"

    That made me laugh so hard that my wife thought I was having an epileptic fit.

    clee984 Mon, 03/10/2011 - 20:44
  • Whaaaat?! My old mum's a bajan and if I was to bowl up and say: "Hey cunt have you had your flu jab?" I'd feel the back of her frying pan. RiRi's confusing the good people of CalypsoLand with the Paltrows of LaLa Land.

    PuddyTwat Mon, 03/10/2011 - 20:29
  • Whaaaat?! My old mum's a bajan and if I was to bowl up and say: "Hey cunt have you had your flu jab?" I'd feel the back of her frying pan. RiRi's confusing the good people of CalypsoLand with the Paltrows of LaLa Land.

    PuddyTwat Mon, 03/10/2011 - 20:29
  • @PuddyTwat

    "My old mum's a bajan and if I was to bowl up and say: "Hey cunt have you had your flu jab?" I'd feel the back of her frying pan"

    That made me laugh so hard that my wife thought I was having an epileptic fit.

    clee984 Mon, 03/10/2011 - 20:44

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