There we were, getting all jealous of Eva Mendes, because she gets to rub her body against Ryan Gosling’s body, but it seems that she’s really just a diversion, and our weird jealousy should actually be aimed at Sandra Bullock and Rachel McAdams, as Ryan has branded them the greatest girlfriends of all time (insert a Kanye at the VMAs joke here, if it were still 2009):

"There's interest but I'm in a committed relationship with film. I'm giving as much to it as a marriage.

"I had two of the greatest girlfriends of all time. I haven't met anybody who could top them."

Hear that, Eva? You’re not even in the top two! In your FACE!

Ryan also said he wants to be a dad:

“I’d like to be making babies but I’m not, so I’m making movies. When someone comes along I don’t think I’ll be able to do both and I’m fine with that. I’ll make movies until I make babies. I have no idea when the handover will happen.”

Sigh, he’s so lovely.