Sean Penn has become a major figure in international politics since he single-handedly rescued Haiti from disaster after an earthquake devastated the country in 2010, by threatening to punch any future tremors 'right in their stupid faces, I'm Sean fucking Penn for Chrissake'.

Of course, with that much power comes great responsibility, and as a man who was once charged with domestic assault, he knows when it's time to stop peaceful negotiations and fire up the guns of justice. That's right, gang, he's finally decided to solve the Falklands Issue once and for all. Speaking at a press conference in Argentina he revealed that if there's one thing he truly hates, it's colonialist powers:

"The world today is not going to tolerate any ludicrous and archaic commitment to colonialist ideology,

“I know I came in a very sensitive moment in terms of diplomacy between Argentina and the UK over the Malvinas islands.

"And I hope that diplomats can establish true dialogue in order to solve the conflict as the world today cannot tolerate ridiculous demonstrations of colonialism.

"The way of dialogue is the only way to achieve a better solution for both nations,”

Thankfully, America stopped doing all that kind of stuff a long time ago.