What a surprise - Spencer and Heidi Pratt's formula to becoming famous (fake marriage, fake divorce, fake body) didn't work - the former Hills star has revealed that he regrets everything :((((

Hello, anyone from Celeb Big Brother listening? No - you don't care? Oh well...

In an interview with The Daily Beast, Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag finally acknowledged that they fucked up everything - unless of course it's all just a new script, since they seem to think they're living in The Truman Show Uncovered.

Talking to the website, Pratt revealed that they now live at his parents’ beach house in Santa Barbara because they are skint, with nothing at all - no job, no friends and dignity. Same as before really, saying:

“We never had any! I probably spent a million dollars on suits and fancy clothes. My whole million-dollar wardrobe—I would never wear that again. They’re props. Everything we were doing, we were buying props. I bought a big blue monster truck just to drive it on The Hills for an episode. Never drove it again.”

He goes on to explain that $2m was spunked on trying to launch Montag's music career, before adding that he got kicked off The Hills because producers wanted him to punch his sister in the face and he refused, saying:

“You want me to punch my sister in the face? Are you trying to get me to kill you?” 

Probably.