Taylor Momsen has had a pretty tough time on Holy Moly in the past. We've said some awful, awful things about her. The kind of stuff that only a seriously nasty bully would say to a really fat girl at school. Well, maybe not a fat girl, maybe the girl who has daddy issues, suspected bulimia and whom everyone claims gives handjobs in the common room toilet for a tenpack of Mayfair Smooth. That's the kind of stuff we've said. Don't get us wrong, we're not sorry about it (maybe a little guilty), it's just that we haven't written about her for a while and thought you might want a recap. Kind of like a Previously on Holy Moly... except without the exciting montage. 

So, today's Momsenstoryplatz is about her suspected love affair with Paul Weller's sproglet, Natt Weller at last weekend's Wireless festival. Now for the uninitiated, Natt is essentially a male version of Taylor Momsen looks-wise, although unlike Taylor he doesn't constantly harp on about things he doesn't understand in order to make children like him. Either that, or he does do it, but no-one listens. We'd be inclined to go for the latter but we've got nothing to back it up, so we won't. Plus he's Paul Weller's son, so there's got to be good in there somewhere. Must be.

Anyway, as we mentioned, the two were spotted at Wireless this weekend apparently kissing and all that kind of thing, which to us is pretty much the same thing as turning up to the registry office heavily pregnant. Evidence? Leave that to the police and The Guardian. Plus, we've got the above picture, which is pretty sexually charged. Oh shut up you, The Sun took the good one. Bloody Gordon Smart and his picture desk. GORDON STUPID MORE LIKE. HA.

So yes, there you go. Take it or leave it, chances are it's probably true.