Some of you will remember Taylor Momsen from both the television show Gossip Girl and the (some might say) unnecessarily large number of articles we wrote about her last year. For those of you who don't or won't or can't (the-so called 'dementia demographic') then pretty much all that you need to know is that she's 18, pretty and possibly the most irritating, delusional girl to come out of the US Child Actor Wholesale Market.

That's partly because Taylor likes to talk about sex, how sexy she is, vibrators, sexiness, sex and music. Don't think the music isn't important to Taylor though, because it is. She's a musician now, not an actor. Gossip Girl was just a platform, a door, a window, a mirror, an awful programme. She cares little for the world of pretend and make-believe anymore, it's being a Courtney Love impersonator that's really captured her heart.

Of course, to emphasise her innate sexiness Taylor is more than happy to whip her breasts out on stage, wear 10 inch stripper heels, strip the audience and generally get a wide selection of unsuspecting young boys and girls into the kind of sexual frenzy you'd normally only see after a Krankies gig. (Via FHM)

“I love [the UK] I love that it’s always kind of gloomy. I don’t like the sun. Every now and again I want to go to the beach and be in the sun, but that’s a very rare feeling, so I could live in London, definitely. I like the rain. I like the gloom, and everyone’s got such an attitude, be it a good or a bad one. I like that everyone who you meet has a distinct personality.”

“I don’t like guys who overdress. And I don’t like guys who try too hard. My biggest thing is be yourself. Be yourself and if people don’t like you, then they can suck a dick.” 

Did you get that readers? If you wanna get with Taylor you better get there fast. But don't go wasting her precious time. If you get your act together you'll be just fine.

“If they don’t like you, then they’re not the type of person you should be around. I don’t like people who pretend to be something to fit into a certain crowd or guys who pay more attention to how they look than you do – that’s not a good thing.”

What if they were involved in a chemical fire, Taylor? Are you trying to say someone who has to take care of their face because they've been involved in a chemical fire is just being vain? Shame on you.

“I love stripper shoes and I always try to find the tallest ones. I’m always surprised no one talks about my shoes. I’m, like, on stage in 15-inch heels but people talk more about my eye make-up, which has stayed the same forever. I always think that’s funny. I’m 5’8”. So I’m really tall. I got into heels when I was little, though. My mum’s really short so she always wears really tall heels and I used to steal them and now it’s just a part of my everyday life.”

“I can work 24 hours a day and not have it bother me. I go to bed at, like, 9am, sleep for four hours, then get up and start the day again.”

Yeah, ok, so it got a bit dull at the end, but you see what we mean? You both hate and pity her now, don't you? She's got a gift, she really does.