Everyone's still hoping the Staples Center backstage baby is Justin Bieber's. Unsually, it's not even the standard mix of schadenfreude and jealousy that's driving everyone to see him fail, it's that as far as most people can tell, he seems to turn into a huge shitbag as soon as the cameras turn off. Nobody likes a shitbag, Justin. Except your fans, and now you're making them pregnant! Allegedly! Shame on you! Possibly.

However, in many ways, getting a girl pregnant just makes him a normal, state educated, 17 year old boy. Only difference between him and most of the HM interns is that he doesn't have stiff sheets and an unexplainable crush on the fat lady that sits outside Netto. Still, The Wanted, who more than likely were normal 17 year old boys at some point (probably even grittier), feel like now they're on tour with the angel-faced hellboy they can offer him their advice on being young and full of spunk. (Via The Mirror)

“He is really cut up by being accused of being a father.

“He said it’s absolute bulls*** lies and that it didn’t go down like that at all.

“I told him to keep his head up, we’re right behind him.

“He knew we’d understand because girls are around us all the time, too.”

“He’s had the worst time of his life and handled it so well. Doing the paternity test shows how grown-up he’s being about it.”

“Justin is like our adopted little brother, that’s why I believe all this baby stuff is rubbish. Any spare time Justin had on tour, he’d joke around – crawling under seats and grabbing girls’ ankles. It was hilarious.”

Well that sounds nice and creepy. Maybe he should think about joining the priesthood.

“Justin turns 18 in March, so we’re going to corrupt him. I’m talking a proper British party with loads of ale and killer shots. What are mates for?”

Sounds wild. Ale and shots? You'd only ever get to do something like that with The Wanted.