Just a month after ‘Juci Jeni’ was chased out of a bar in Liverpool by Coleen Rooney’s angry friends, comes the news that Helen Wood (usually known as ‘the other one’ due to lack of fun nickname and erotic agency photos) has been assaulted in a Bolton pub. Who’da thought that sleeping with a married man while his pregnant wife wept alone at home would piss people off so much, eh?

Wood was drinking with friends in The Victoria Inn, known locally as Fanny’s (LOL!), when she was attacked by a group of men and woman who recognised her and started chanting “Rooney! Rooney!” and singing little ditties about the affair. When Helen tried to diffuse the situation (in, we can only assume, a calm and dignified manner) she was punched in the head, knocked down and kicked repeatedly in the face. An ambulance was called, but despite bleeding profusely from her face, Wood refused to go to hospital. A source added:

“She had blood all over her face and some hair was on the floor but it could have been extensions.

“She came out and was screaming at a girl.”

Quite lovely attention to detail with the hair extension bit there, we think you’ll agree.

Helen said: 

"I ended up on the floor. When I went to stand one girl started kicking me in the face and the ribs and back. The attack was very frightening and left me fearing for my life. The girls wore stilettos. I could have been kicked in the eye and lost my sight." 

She says she now fears further attacks from angry Man U fans, and we can only imagine that she is praying that her super-injunctioned “world famous actor” affair doesn’t come to light too, lest she face remonstrations from angry film fans too.