Wayne Rooney's Hair Watch: you can still count the hairs on his head

Click the pic to see what hair he has

No mane Wayne

Wed, 13/07/2011 - 16:21 by

Welcome to a new feature here at HM: Wayne Rooney's Hair Watch. What with all of us being blessed with beautiful, blooming locks of hair - none of which are yet to stage a mass exodus (*touches wood*) - we feel we have the full right to judge the state of famous footballer Wayne Rooney's hair growth. So, one month after the £30,000 operation on top of his shiny noggin, how hairy is it looking?

The answer? Not very.

Basically, Rooney has gone from a man gone bald to a man looking like he's going bald. Good work, Wayne. Thirty grand well spent.

You'd have been better splashing out on a really good prostitute.

How Wayne would like his mop to look

Wayne Rooney pictures, Coleen Rooney, Wayne Rooney

Comments

@slug
Who am I, your personal shopper? If you want new shoes and viagra, google it.
clee984 Thu, 14/07/2011 - 09:47
Poor old Wayne. Yes, he's a tit and all, but leave off on his hair. Poor bloke.

Also, fun fact: when I googled James Nesbitt to look at some before/after hair transplant pics, the google autocomplete had "james nesbitt prophetic hair" as the fourth option. Prophetic hair!? FANCY THAT!
BeccaDP Thu, 14/07/2011 - 09:31
@clee984

You forgot to add in the link just in case we wanted to buy some new shoes and viagra whilst we're at it.
slug Thu, 14/07/2011 - 07:45
@slug. Wayne seems to be given directions from someone off camera who is better read than him (Kai?) as to how to hold it the right way up.
j-ster Wed, 13/07/2011 - 19:08
FYI these operations take one year before you see the full effect. My mate had it done, and the results are amazing, but he said he spent a year researching it, and there are NO decent surgeons in the UK. They're all either in North America/Canada or Belgium (?).
clee984 Wed, 13/07/2011 - 17:57
@j-ster
I'm guessing that with Wayne and books it's a 50/50 chance he'd pick it up the right way round for the photo op.
slug Wed, 13/07/2011 - 17:41
In that last photo, Wayne looks deeply uncomfortable with that book. Do you suppose he's ever held one before...?
j-ster Wed, 13/07/2011 - 16:44

In that last photo, Wayne looks deeply uncomfortable with that book. Do you suppose he's ever held one before...?
j-ster Wed, 13/07/2011 - 16:44
@j-ster
I'm guessing that with Wayne and books it's a 50/50 chance he'd pick it up the right way round for the photo op.
slug Wed, 13/07/2011 - 17:41
FYI these operations take one year before you see the full effect. My mate had it done, and the results are amazing, but he said he spent a year researching it, and there are NO decent surgeons in the UK. They're all either in North America/Canada or Belgium (?).
clee984 Wed, 13/07/2011 - 17:57
@slug. Wayne seems to be given directions from someone off camera who is better read than him (Kai?) as to how to hold it the right way up.
j-ster Wed, 13/07/2011 - 19:08
@clee984

You forgot to add in the link just in case we wanted to buy some new shoes and viagra whilst we're at it.
slug Thu, 14/07/2011 - 07:45
Poor old Wayne. Yes, he's a tit and all, but leave off on his hair. Poor bloke.

Also, fun fact: when I googled James Nesbitt to look at some before/after hair transplant pics, the google autocomplete had "james nesbitt prophetic hair" as the fourth option. Prophetic hair!? FANCY THAT!
BeccaDP Thu, 14/07/2011 - 09:31
@slug
Who am I, your personal shopper? If you want new shoes and viagra, google it.
clee984 Thu, 14/07/2011 - 09:47