Just when Katie Price thought she was the only person to have ever pissed on a stick on national television, Paris Hilton goes and copies her. Jeez, it's just so hard darn to sink to a new low in an original fashion these days...

So Hilton's big 'OMG, what if it's a boy and I can't put it in pink' crisis occurred on her The World According Paris TV show, which airs on the Oxygen thieves network. Obviously no one's watching it - ratings have been described as 'disastrous' - so we don't have a clip, but we do have some screen grabs to summarise...