Here's Abbey Clancy launching Lynx's first ever female body spray in a car park outside Wembley's Asda. We were initially quite confused about the whole affair since the PR shots show a bunch of women camped out in some kind of Occupy Nuts tent city. If the male spray attracts fit women, shouldn't the female version attract fit men? WHERE ARE THE FIT MEN? Why doesn't the campaign feature an average looking woman, like, say, Germaine Greer, surrounded by Tom Hardy-types? It almost seemed like Lynx were still targeting the lady product at MEN. 

However, we now realise that all these woman are actually camped out like homeless vagrants because they're being paid desperate for a magical canister of Lynx Attract For Her so they can get a man. It might seem a little sad, but that's just what dating is like these days. For women anyway. If it was guys, Kelly Brook would already be there.

Talking about the launch of Attract For Her, Clancy said:

"Ever since my stint as a Lynx girl, I've been calling for Lynx to make a female version. I am so excited they listened to me it is finally here!  Can't wait to see the mayhem that will happen now both sexes have the Lynx Effect."

It's not her scent that attracted Peter Crouch, that's for sure.