HULK SMASH (rumours)
Mon, 15/08/2011 - 12:53 by John Hill

Many of you won't know much about Hulk Hogan's daughter, and most of you that do about her simply don't care. Well, this story is for the rest of you. The small selection of Holy Moly readers that actually have a heart. The readers that believe in the sacred bond between a father and a daughter. The HM fans who reckon there's definitely something a little sexy going on between the Hulk and his equally powerful-looking offspring. Our most loyal readers, if you will.

However, despite well founded and grounded suspicions about something naughty and forbidden going on between the two, it seems like that's just the sick response of a dirty mind working overtime. At no point has there ever been even the slightest hint of truth to the matter. Yes, Hulk's new girlfriend looks strangely like his daughter and yes, the above pictures are of Brooke unveiling naked shots of herself at his birthday, but no, that doesn't mean a thing. Not a bean. So says Twitter at any rate:

“I’m so sick of people saying me and my dad are in some kind of perverted relationship, Go home and do your own thing. Stop picking on me.”

Unless you're a photographer, in which case she's more than happy to pose suggestively with her dad, but everyone else should just leave her alone. Actually, she doesn't mind agents speaking to her. Or marketing people. Or clothes brands. But no-one else.

Especially Kurt Angle.

  • What happens if i say that i definitely am having sexy bum time with my dad? Does that mean i'm not? Acting as the perfect alibi?

    Who cares, the fact is Brooke Hogan looks like the offspring of Hulk and Brooke Hogan, which surely can't be right.

    topguntop Tue, 16/08/2011 - 08:34
  • @tescopop
    I'd be amazed if any of the HM staff reply to this one.

    John Hill Mon, 15/08/2011 - 16:35
  • For the record, I am also not having a sexual relationship with my dad.

    If you don't say you're not, then you definitely are.

    tescopop Mon, 15/08/2011 - 16:29
  • For the record, I am also not having a sexual relationship with my dad.

    If you don't say you're not, then you definitely are.

    tescopop Mon, 15/08/2011 - 16:29
  • @tescopop
    I'd be amazed if any of the HM staff reply to this one.

    John Hill Mon, 15/08/2011 - 16:35
  • What happens if i say that i definitely am having sexy bum time with my dad? Does that mean i'm not? Acting as the perfect alibi?

    Who cares, the fact is Brooke Hogan looks like the offspring of Hulk and Brooke Hogan, which surely can't be right.

    topguntop Tue, 16/08/2011 - 08:34

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