As much as we love the idea of people turning up to premieres with any old shit for celebs to sign - like perhaps a legal contract, we're a bit confused by the above picture - does Gerard Butler need help with his grammar or something? Maybe it's a well known fact, we're not sure... Perhaps it's just coz his surname is butler and they're all well-spoken and English, like?

Whatevs, this guy bought along something much better for Emma Watson to sign...