Will Cheryl Cole still be relevant in 2012? Well, she's certainly assuming so - she clearly shot her calendar some time back since it features her OLD hair. We're a little skeptical that she'll still be gracing as many walls by May, which is a bit of a shame since it's a lovely picture of her in a furry rug..

Elsewhere, we have Cheryl and a Super 8 camera, Cheryl and some tea light candles, Cheryl and a see-through skirt and Cheryl and another see-through skirt.

Who really needs a calendar? There's a little rhyme to help people out like Ashley Cole who get confused over the dates, which goes '30 days have September, April, June and November, all the rest have 31, expect poor old February which sits alone'.

Cheryl IS February!