Not only is Scarlett Johansson in Scotland's Wishaw playing an alien, but Chloe Sevigny is in Liverpool playing a transexual. Yeah, not really the same thing, but Chloe's alright - when she's not clinging onto the 'last vestige of cool' and laying into Peaches Geldof, she's looking quite nice in a bikini and only marginally less horsey than SJP.

More to the point, we're actually quite looking forward to her new show, Hit and Miss, which will be Sky Atlantic's first original drama. We posted some on set pics a few months back, so we're able to confirm that she makes a convincing man before her shoot for Candy magazine. 

Meanwhile, here's a man dressed up as Chloe who's quite ace...