Honesty time, people. Does anyone actually read Men’s Health? Seriously? As far as we can tell, it is like Vogue for men, except it talks about weight lifting belts rather than obi-style belts, and instead of featuring beautiful women on the cover, it features some unrealistically muscled man in a tight vest, or sometimes no vest at all. And then you can see his nips.

Anyway, where were we? Oh yes, Men’s Health. It is a magazine for men who want to be very very healthy, by eating protein powder by the tablespoonful and lifting heavy objects. It is a magazine for men who like to objectify women whilst reading about smoothie recipes. Enter, Christina Hendricks looking as smoking hot as usual, and talking about whisky in the sexiest possible way:

“I like mine simple, on the rocks. It's incredibly smooth on the tongue. A touch of caramel flavour. It warms everything inside”

Jesus, Christina! It’s only Tuesday, you saucy minx! Anyway, just look at her, would you? OK, that’s quite enough. You’ll get fired if you start up that whole pesky fapping-at-your-desk thing again.

Joan also revealed that it amuses her that people dress as Joan for Halloween:

“I think the strangest thing is that some people will come and say, "oh, my friend was Joan for Halloween." And that is weird – especially when it's guys. There are a lot of guys who dress up as Joan Holloway!”

Of course, what she really means is “I find it hilarious that mere mortals wish to imitate my supreme sexiness. Any chick who dresses as Joan just ends up looking like a dowdy man next to my fab-dacious rack” Or something.