Hey you guys. It's Comic-Con time. A time when all the celebrities from all your favourite sci-fi and fantasy films and TV series all gather together and systematically shatter any and every impression you had about them from their characters. Except George Takei. He's pretty much exactly what you'd imagine, but gayer.

For anyone who doesn't know what Comic-Con is, it's basically a massive event in San Diego where anyone who has any kind of nerdy tendency can go and indulge themselves with thousands of fellow basement dwellers (HM included). It's mostly sci-fi and fantasy, but not exclusively. Sometimes it even has horror. A BIT LIKE OUR SEX DREAMS. OH YEAH, WE WENT THERE.

It's also a safehouse for girls with out-of-proportion chests. These poor women have finally found a place where they can meet up and talk to others in a similar situation. A place where they can just be accepted for wearing a leotard or skintight leather catsuit and twinning it with a battleaxe. A place where non-threatening men will take hundreds of pictures of them, asking for nothing but a 'will you just fuck-off, you creepy little bat-thing' in return.

So, we've actually got two galleries for the San Diego Comic-Con today, this is the first, it's our CELEBRITY COMIC CON GALLERY (you better pick that up Google, you son of a bitch) and it features Peter Dinklage, possibly the best character in Game of Thrones, the Twilight cast, with Robert Pattinson's unusual looking haircut, Stan Lee, Jason Momoa, Amanda Seyfried and Justin Timberlake, Charlize Theron, Carey Mulligan, William H Macy, Andy Serkis and Guy Pierce. Not a bad egg to be seen (apart from the Twilight cast, but who cares about them).