After being told yesterday that we ate shit after we dared to criticise the acting talents of Daniel, Rupert and Emma, we're seriously scared about mentioning their names. Even in a positive light. What if someone decides to kill us for not showing enough respect to these three thespian titans? Holy Moly. This must be what it was like for Terry Waite, trying to do good, only to be held captive by terrorists, in our case, word terrorists.

So, we're just going to give it to you straight. No spin, just the truth. Straight from the mouth of Daniel Radcliffe via the legacy systems of the Radio Times. It's about his inability to use the tube, by the way. Not that we're judging. We wouldn't dare:

"I don't take the Tube, because it can go a bit nuts, and if it goes nuts in a small space that can be a bit weird - so I don't know how to use an Oyster card.

"In Harry Potter And The Order Of The Phoenix there's a shot of me and Mark Williams (Mr Weasley) going through the gates at a Tube station and I try to put my Oyster card through the machine like it's a ticket, rather than swiping it."

"It's in the film! It makes total sense because of the character of Harry, but that was really by fluke. So I'm more likely to get tripped up by something like that, which to everybody else is totally normal."

It really was a very convincing scene. Great method acting. Unfortunately for Daniel, he suspects this could be the highlight of his career. It's just crack and handjobs from bellhops from now on, despite his obvious intuitive acting skills. He's like a young Anthony Hopkins.

"I'm never going to be as famous as I am today. Or as I was a few years ago. That's all going to go away, and I'll be able to just get on with being an actor."

In other news, here are the pictures from the Harry Potter premiere in New York. Matthew Broderick and Sarah Jessica-Parkhurst-Blumpsy's son has a hat on. Woohoo.