Dear Eli Roth, get your hands off Kelly Brook

5 Sleaze FREE OF HIS CLUTCHES advert It's the eyes, isn't it? Terrifying.Oh dear.

This just made us throw up

Sleazy Roth

Fri, 15/07/2011 - 10:25 by

After the glorious pictures of Kelly Brook we brought you yesterday, deep down in our heart we knew that any subsequent pictures would be a far cry from their beauty. But we never thought they could stoop to the level that they have today. Today we have five more pictures of Kelly, dancing about in a lovely pink dress… only with Eli bloody Roth by her side. Stop touching her you bastard, SHE'S OURS!

Eli Roth just looks like a sleazy, grubby man, doesn't he?

He used to make Peaches Geldof look like a decent, respectable young lady. Which means, stood next to Kelly Brook, he makes her look like the most beautiful woman in the world. That's probably not far from the truth, actually.

Anyway, here's the bare-footed Kelly partying on down on the beach in Naples, at a party for The 9th Annual Ischia Global Film & Music Festival. We like to imagine that her and those girls were all having the time of their lives - sweet and innocent fun - before Sleazy Roth came along, joined on the end and started groping them. Kelly may be smiling, but it's all for the cameras. She hates the feeling of Eli's sweaty palms resting on her back. It makes her nauseous. She's desperate to run away and find warmth in the comforting bosom of Holy Moly. But she can't, because the cameras are there, so she keeps on smiling.

Poor Kelly :(

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Comments

I knew a pregnancy would make those tits swell and grow. Magnificent!
Is Thom at World Cup training? Can't imagine he would have left that RothCunt face unpunched.
loosehead Sat, 16/07/2011 - 11:18
It takes skills to stand next to kelly brook and be the most useless, talentless cunt in the photo
goldrat Fri, 15/07/2011 - 14:55
Greasy, you forgot greasy. Like butter in a suit
bojangles Fri, 15/07/2011 - 10:43
"Eli Roth just looks like a sleazy, grubby man, doesn't he"

Not "looks like", Ally, "is".
slug Fri, 15/07/2011 - 10:42
its amazing how a ham and cheese panini in the morning helps you care that little bit less.

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.....italian breakfast
bojangles Fri, 15/07/2011 - 10:34

its amazing how a ham and cheese panini in the morning helps you care that little bit less.

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.....italian breakfast
bojangles Fri, 15/07/2011 - 10:34
"Eli Roth just looks like a sleazy, grubby man, doesn't he"

Not "looks like", Ally, "is".
slug Fri, 15/07/2011 - 10:42
Greasy, you forgot greasy. Like butter in a suit
bojangles Fri, 15/07/2011 - 10:43
It takes skills to stand next to kelly brook and be the most useless, talentless cunt in the photo
goldrat Fri, 15/07/2011 - 14:55
I knew a pregnancy would make those tits swell and grow. Magnificent!
Is Thom at World Cup training? Can't imagine he would have left that RothCunt face unpunched.
loosehead Sat, 16/07/2011 - 11:18