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Sun, 10/07/2011 - 11:21 by Mr. HMThat's what Polo meant when I was at school anyway - presumably all these lads thought the same? For some reason Katie Price didn't turn up and have a cozy chat with most of the men she's ever had sex with, leaving Peter Andre, Gareth Gates, Dan Bowers and Alex Reid to have an inpromptu custard cousins party.
I quite like Alex Reid, but he is looking more and more like a spitting image puppet of himself as days go by - and that "relationship" with Chantelle Houghto is about as real as the one my sister had with Luke Goss in 1987. I really hope Dane Bowers didn't put his foot in it.
Also joining the quartet of numpties were various cast memebers of TOWIE - This polo event is where they were all discovered a mere 12 months ago. Yup - 12 months ago, Amy Childs was unknown to us all. Imagine that.
I don't know whether you'll be able to spot it, but I've used photoshop for that first image. ILM have been in touch wanting to know how I managaed to make it look like they were all stood next to each other. I couldn't reveal my secrets to them, but suffice to say it involves sitting at the kitchen table in your pants nursing a mild hangover whilst peeling an orange for a 2 year old.
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