Emma Watson and the deafening silence
Thu, 07/07/2011 - 11:38 by John Hill

The Harry Potter Deathly Hallows Part 2 London premiere is tonight, and for any of you who have a full time job or an unrelenting heroin habit we understand your heartache at not being able to camp out in the rain in Trafalgar Square and wait for the Potter cast to turn up and bless you, so as a replacement we've got these pics from the most recent photocall.

Pretty much all the characters from the franchise were there, except for Daniel Radcliffe. Who knows why. Maybe he was too busy buying fast cars and hookers. Or maybe he was rescuing kittens from a burning wendy house. It's a real mystery.

Nice to see Robbie Coltrane out and about though isn't it? Anyway, there's not much else to say that hasn't already been said, so we thought we'd give you one last chance to look at the trailer for The Deathly Hallows Part 2 before the film arrives and answers all your cinematic prayers.

 

  • I've said it before and I'll say it again, Potter is the new Bond. Remember when we were little and there were only four channels and every single bank holiday was either Digby the Largest Dog in the World, that Hi Cockerlorra film the Waterbabies or James Bond? Well we're free of that now cos we've got Harry Potter. So the three leads will be forever trapped at Hogwarts - that is their curse but they can free themselves by:

    Rupert doing porn.
    Emma WAGGING up - perhaps by marrying someone unlikely like the footballer Adebayo.
    Daniel bloating out and changing sex like Chaz Bono.

    Just a thought.

    PuddyTwat Fri, 08/07/2011 - 11:07
  • Grint needs to sort his hair out. Washing it would be a start

    Hideous Beauty Thu, 07/07/2011 - 14:19
  • Grint needs to sort his hair out. Washing it would be a start

    Hideous Beauty Thu, 07/07/2011 - 14:19
  • I've said it before and I'll say it again, Potter is the new Bond. Remember when we were little and there were only four channels and every single bank holiday was either Digby the Largest Dog in the World, that Hi Cockerlorra film the Waterbabies or James Bond? Well we're free of that now cos we've got Harry Potter. So the three leads will be forever trapped at Hogwarts - that is their curse but they can free themselves by:

    Rupert doing porn.
    Emma WAGGING up - perhaps by marrying someone unlikely like the footballer Adebayo.
    Daniel bloating out and changing sex like Chaz Bono.

    Just a thought.

    PuddyTwat Fri, 08/07/2011 - 11:07

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