While the Golden Globes themselves were perhaps not quite as exciting as they could have been, the after parties were a whole different kettle of fish. Just look at  these pictures from the W magazine party. Some of those dresses are seriously daring. They're the dress equivalent of ice climbing with no safety gear. Or sleeping with a roadside prostitute. Or eating a chocolate cake on clean white sheets WITH A BLINDFOLD ON.

For starters, Patrick Stewart was there, and he doesn't even get out of bed for less than a comedy animater voiceover these days. It wasn't just Patrick trying his best not to cry about how homesick he was though, he was joined by Benedict Cumberbatch, Agnyness Deyn, Rufus Sewell and Tilda Swinton on the British team, while the effervescent, charming, beautiful, engaging, smart Emma Stone had Charlize Theron, the mysterious Elizabeth Olsen, Liev Schreiber, Lydia Hearst, Jessica Biel, Johnny Knoxville and Kelsey Grammer's eccentric facial hair on her American side.

That wasn't it though. There were so many more (would have been a lot funnier if Julianne Moore had been there). Well, a few more anyway...

Ali Larter, Terri Seymour, Sofia Coppola, Balthazar Getty, Elizabeth McGovern, Elsa Pataky, Chris Hemsworth, Emma Roberts, Emmy Rossum, Frances Fisher, Janice Dickinson, Julian Sands, Kayte Walsh, Lady Victoria Hervey, Mary Elizabeth Winstead, Mika, Miranda Kerr, Rachel Zoe and Rose McGowan.