Steve Martin has a plasticine face
Fri, 26/08/2011 - 17:01 by Peter Meehan

Being famous is great, you have people waiting outside your doorstep, going through your bins to find out if you've been on a Burger King binge, trying to have sex with you so they can tell the newspapers you were shit in bed and writing horrible things about you on celebrity gossip websites.

As well as these great things about being famous, you also get people driving you around, VIP tables and free drinks in clubs and loads of other free gifts and clothes and stuff.

In today's Pics of the Day we have a bunch of celebs taking advantage of their celebrity status:

Amy Winehouse's goddaughter (will she ever escape that title?) Dionne Bromfield at Alexandra Burke's birthday at a restaurant in Covent Garden, La Toya Jackson left a restaurant in Brentwood (not Essex) California and Madonna jet skiing with her new (and younger than the last) boyfriend Brahim Zaibat.

Also, Steve Martin signing autographs after his concert in Dallas, Katherine Heigl leaving a nail salon in Silver Lake, Maria Schriver shopping in Melrose Place with her daughter and Venus and Serena Williams at the celebration of their front cover shoot for 'Hamptons Magazine'.

And finally Pippa Middleton leaving a Public nightclub in Chelsea after leaving through the back door. *Insert Pippa Middleton back door joke here*

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