It seems a bit unfair to make students watch Hollyoaks for three years before explaining to them their chances of finding a job are slim to none. 'Here, look at us! We're not particularly talented and the show we work on seems to have been written by a sexually frustrated teenager, but we've got jobs, haven't we? Guess how many of us finished school? Exactly. Chin up, lazy students, if we can do this you'll almost certainly be able to file expense reports after three years hard graft'. All a lie.

Still, we shouldn't really blame Hollyoaks for the state of the economy or the education system. If people want to study a subject that is so ambiguous it has to have 'studies' at the end then so be it. Huzzah for Hollyoaks!

Anyway, here we've got all the cast at the Hollyoaks Charity Ball. Just a flick through the gallery should show you exactly who to look out for on TV for the next decade. They're the stars of tomorrow, each and every one. Even that bloke who's wearing shorts to a black-tie event. Him especially, in fact. Just think, he could be the next Charlie Fairhead.

As you may have guessed, we don't really know who most of these people are. They're quite attractive though, don't you think? Oh hang on, there's Jorgie Porter, we've heard of her. Loaded, if you were wondering.