Guys, we know you were all waiting for topless pictures of Fatima Whitbread, but you're just going to have to make do with Jessica-Jane Clement. For the moment. We've been doing a bit of research and have discovered that she enjoys getting her boobs out quite a bit. What's more, she seems to have pulled a Real Hustle-style con by making them miraculously grow in recent years. Baffling. Don't worry, we'll investigate this mystery further when she takes her obligatory waterfall bikini shower next week.

Dear ITV, we'd like the first Bushtucker Challenge to be a reenactment of the above picture, but where Jessica-Jane has to lick Freddie Starr's nipple until her tongue is chaffed. Thanks

Above is a gallery of Jessica-Jane in various states of dress (although our favourite is actually the one where she's fully clothed and walking her dog, which, BTW, is called Knickers), while below is a video clip of her rubbing lotion on her naked breasts. Obviously a great promotion for the importance of sun protection, but still completely NSFW. Unless you work at Jugs or Razzle, in which case you've probably already seen it.