What are they like, eh? Utterly terrifying is the answer. Here's one of Jedward (waits for someone to tell us which) demonstrating why they'd be the ideal band to play Reading & Leeds festival in 2012, by crowd surfing over the tiger-hat clad heads of their fans. Lucky he didn't have someone's eye out with that hair.

This wasn't at a gig, you understand. This was at the stagedoor for Jedward's pantomime: Jedward & the Beanstalk, currently playing at The Olympia in Dublin.

Any of you been to see that? Do let us know...