Sky is launching a new show called 'Signed by Katie Price'. At first we read it a 'Sighed by Katie Price' and thought even the model had finally got bored of her own antics and was joining in with world's collective sigh. Then we realised it was actually 'Signed' so hoped it was a charades-style show whereby Price has to act out whatever she wants to say without opening her mouth. Which would be brilliant, by the way.

Nope, though, it's actually a series that sees Price trying to hunt down the 'new her'. A stupidly fruitless task since they could've done away with the auditions and just created a new Price with some silicon, rubber and an angry parrot. 

Surprisingly, not many people wanted to be signed by Katie Price - as you may recall, the auditions were a bit of a disaster. So, here's the new new Katie Price, which is actually the old one in less of a stupid outfit than normal. Honestly, is this the best she could come up with? We were at least hoping she'd dig out the old iPod Nano tiara as a Steve Jobs tribute.