It's been all of 12 days since we last saw Kelly Brook (remember, she was covered in sexy snake scales for a PETA campaign?), so we thought we better have a look at her recent Cosmopolitan shoot, like, pronto. Look, she has a bob in one picture and is posing with some soldiers in another, two things that Cheryl Cole has 100 per cent totally trademarked already, naughty Brook.

Whilst doing our Brook research, we came across a story stemming from this month's GQ awards in The Sun, where a source recounted spying on the model and Abbey Clancy in the ladies loos, saying:

"They were comparing breasts in full view of other guests. Kelly couldn't resist giving Abbey's a gentle poke to salute her firmness and Abbey returned the favour."

Hey, guys, just to let you know, this story is obviously one hundred per cent accurate because that's what girls ALWAYS do in the ladies. Honest to god, FACT! So hold that mental image while looking at the genuine pics of Brook. Banked!

The full shoot is in the October issue of Cosmopolitan, which is available now in all good newsagents and under the beds of teenage girls' brothers. In it you can also learn how to get Fearne Cotton's thighs. Not literally, silly.